Ever want to know how to drive a kitteh kerazy?
We here at the habitat do it all the time so we'll give you a few pointers...
First of all, make sure you have a referee - Pippen usually takes that job on and is always watching for illegal touching.
The first step to driving the kitteh kerazy is to wait until he's found his spot on the bed.
Then you gots to get in his face all innocent like... here I was scratching my back and 'accidently' rolled right near Chico Kitteh.
Good start already!
Chico Kitteh is thinking of giving me a good smack on the head butt nothing gets by Pippen!
Pippen takes his duties as a ref very seriously and is once again explaining the rules of the bed to us...
Meanwhile, I'm just neenering Chico Kitteh and totally NOT listening to anything Pippen says.
It kinda looks like I've gone off the rails and am saying the HBO words to Chico!
Why do I get the feeling that Chico Kitteh won this round?