How to Handle Boys - A Guest Post by Mitzi!

Let's face it girls, boys may be handsome and hunky but when it comes to the smarts department... they are sorely lacking.

I've been here two and a half days and I've already got Sam and Pippen doing my bidding... I might be small but I am mighty!

I've already taken over the sofa and basically the whole living room.  Sam and Pippen have been relegated to sleeping in the hallway.

When I do let them enter the living room, it is to pay homage to my mighty self.  I make them kiss my paws at every opportunity.

Another fun activity for me is to stand at the open patio door.  As soon as I know the boys are resting quietly, I do a little bark and they come running at top speed to rescue me!

Here they've moved me out of the way so that they can deal with the evil doer.  Of course there isn't one... and by the time they've figured it out I'm snoozing away on the sofa.

Hanging out with them on the grass is pretty nice too... we make a pawesome looking trio!

Butt even outside, I assert my dominance over them.  Take Pippen for example, all you really need to do is say the magic word....

"SQUIRREL"

and he follows my lead!

So there you have it!

I've once again conquered the habitat... until next time, hope all you girls out there make all those boys you know just who the real boss is!