Friday, August 3, 2012

How to Deal with Girlfriends!

My girlfriend, Mitzi has come to stay with me, her studly man for the long weekend.  We're both very excited as we don't get to see one another as often as we'd like because we have the dreaded "long distance relationship".  We live about 20 minutes away from each other and have to rely on our slacker moms to drive us to see each other - and that never happens.

As you may know, sometimes seeing each other after such a long time apart causes some uncomfortable situations.  Just check this picture out... Mitzi just hopped into the bed as soon as she got here!  What the heck am I supposed to do about that???

It's all very confusing to me!

I thought I would get some advices from my big brother Sam on what to do... after all we ALL know Sam is a lady's man and has all the right moves!

You want me to do WHAT???!!!???  You can't be serious!

Don't be such a dope, Pippen!  If you don't make your move now, some other hawt dawg will steal that cutie pie away from you!

Well.... Hello there, cutie pie... 

Do you think I could use your library card?  Cuz I'd like to check you out!


  1. 20 minutes away?! Holy molies, that is like eleventy hundred hours, what a hard thing to does! However, you must no lose your head when she comes to visit. Please promise me that you will never, ever, ever use that library card pick up line again. Is for your own good.


  2. Oh, man! Maybe you shouldn't listen to Sam anymore....that line is terrible! I think you can do much better on your own. Just give her a little kiss.



  3. That pick up line is LAME! But she is very cute. Have a good time.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  4. oh sam and pippen you two crack me up....that pick up line would work for me...cnat wait to see you guys soon...i will only be ten minutes away from you...and you can meet my baby sister Ed....she is cute but a real handful...see you soon

  5. Aww, sweet puppy love! That pickup line is really cute! Hope it worked for ya.

  6. Bol to that pick up line! we're sure you can think of another, smoother conversation starter, Pippen!
    Your fellow beards,
    Joules & Prescott

  7. Bad advice.....real bad advice. Just give her a little smooch. She'll get the idea!


    {Enjoy your weekend}

  8. Seriously? You took his advice? You KNOW he just wants you to look like a dork so that he can make his move.


  9. That's funny, good chat up line and pick up skills Sam, you are a total ladies man! Pippen you need to act fast if you want to get your girl! Have a great time together! Put on some Marvin Gay or something! Bol! Love and Licks from Frank x x x x x