Visiting with Auntie!

Yesterday we went to visit our Auntie C...  she thinks I'm the BEST doggie in the whole world and gives me as many cookies as I want!

It's nice to have at least one two-legger trained to meet your every need!

We hung out while mom and auntie visited and talked and talked! 

Occasionally, I had to remind auntie to give me a cookie...

Hey!  Stop talking mom and hand over the cookies! 

And then when I thought I was about to die of starvation, mom and auntie left the room...

and that means only one thing...

Get up on the dining room table and get the cookies myself!

Note To Allred!

Allred!

Enough is ENOUGH!

You've stepped over the line, dude!

You've messed with my friend, Tank long enough!  Sure, we wanted to see him look like a squirrel too (we really like his perky little ears!) but now I've been slapped with some green goo!

I've had to have a bath!  And that's just totally unacceptable!

I've got my eye on you, you mangy looking, sad excuse for a feline...

I'm coming for you!

I've already dug the hole that I'm gonna put you in!

Neener, neener, neener...

Itty, bitty, kittehs ain't gonna scare me!

Fighting Thursday!

It's Thursday!

And that can only mean one thing!

FIGHTS!!!

I take Sam down and grab him by the neck until he cries uncle!

He tries to hit me with a left hook but I bite him instead!

He recovers!  I need to do some fancy footwork to evade his jaws of doom...

He's going for my neck!  AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

I might have acted like Tank when he sees a squirrel...

and screamed like a GIRL!

OMD!!!

Sam has the CURSE!!!  Look at his eye!

What am I going to do now???

Wordless Wednesday - Happy Puppy Edition

Long and Freakish...

So the other day, Pippen told me that I have tongue that's freakishly long.  He said that every time I'm sitting down he's worried that it'll hit the floor!  Of course I think he's just pulling my leg and being an annoying little brother...  but he convinced me that I should get photographic evidence to see how long it is.

So I got up on the arm of the sofa...

I hope I'm high enough...

Okay...

Here goes nuttin....

Whoa!!!

Not even close!

I wonder what I can do to get that Pippen back???

(insert evil laughter here!)

Bridges and Alleys!

It's Sunday walkie time again!

So you know what THAT means, right?

Checking pee-mail...

Leaving pee-mail...

Doing some serious walking... 

Does any other dawgs out there have this problem?

Sam always has to edit my pee-mail... and does a spell check too!

Then he always adds some more... like mine isn't enough...

We went under the bridge and tried to run to the top!

But a car went over and made a lot of noise so we ran back down.

Then we decided to take mom down the scary alley...

There's safety cones here so what could possibly happen?

There's lots of awesome smells here but mom tries to keep us away from all the garbages...  no fun, mom, no fun!

We got through the alley in one piece so that means only one thing left to do! 

Leave some mail at the last pee stop and this time...

I'm adding mine to Sam's!

Wordless Wednesday - Special Message for Tank!