Sunday, November 21, 2010

A Mystery Solved!

For days, weeks, no... we shall say MONTHS now...  I have had a mystery to solve in my home!

I have suspected nefarious activities have been happening whilst I have been asleep...

Me... napping... perchance to dream.  Unaware of nefarious activities happening.

Last night, I told mom to stay awake with the flashy beast at the ready on the chance that said nefarious activity would once again happen.  You will notice that is her nose in the bottom left of the picture below.

You may also notice the orange creature snuggled up next to mom.  My back foot can also be viewed in close proximity to the orange creature.

Now before I show you the last photo, I must warn you that it is disturbing and may induce nightmares in the faint of heart...

I feel that I should also say that the nefarious activity of which I speak is... I hope everyone is sitting down...

I think that whilst I am in a deep slumber and unable to defend myself as any self-respecting dog would, I believe... oh, this is almost too horrible to share...  I believe that someone is licking my bum!

I know!  The HORROR!  The SHAME I have felt these past months... I have thought that I may have been drinking too much that it has been inducing STRANGE dreams... I was loath to say anything to Pippen for fear he would mock me... and so, I enlisted the aid of my mother to take the final picture you see here.  ***Please scroll down...***

Evidence!  The kitteh has been engaging in nefarious activities whilst I, Sam, have been slumbering and unable to defend myself!

Oh! Dear Friends!  I entreat you to send me your words of wisdom so that I may be able to combat this... this...  HORROR that I must live with daily...

Please do not think of me as a lesser dog because of these 'lickings' and please don't tell Pippen, I'll never hear the end of this!


  1. Oh Sam... don't worry your secret is safe with me.
    Perhaps you could sleep.. in Depends.
    This is fur sure a horror for our eyes and will be burned into our memory. Sooooooo sorry buddy.

  2. Rut-roh!!! Well, in your defense, are ASLEEP when this 'activity' occurs, so I pawsonally don't think you can be blamed!

    I think the issue lies with your mom....her should 'have your back(end)' when you sleeping! BOL!!


  3. You've been sleeping with a cat? I think there's romance in bloom!!

  4. Oh My Word!! What will kitty do next? The nerve
    Benny & Lily

  5. Awww. The kitty loves you! :)


  6. hello sam its dennis the vizsla dog hay hav yoo ben rolling arownd in herring or sumthing??? ha ha ok bye

  7. Those cats are sooooo tricky. AND this is the worst of the lot! Maybe Pippin should protect your back!

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  8. You can get cooties that way for sure. You need to setup a force field or get a body guard.


  9. Heehee, Sam! Cap'n Ripley licks my butt ALL the time and I just luvs it. In fact, when he stops, I wriggle a little closer to him so he'll start up again. My advice is just to go with it. It's like getting a teeny little massage! Most relaxing!

    Wiggles & Wags,

  10. Oh-oh!
    Now... I am going to have licking nightmares!
    Don't worry! I will not say a word about it!
    Take care
    Kisses and hugs

  11. your secret is safe with me my friend!

  12. Ohmedogness, I don't know what to say for this... It's like a nightmare!


  13. Your secret is totally safe with me! My Chico tends to have a big mouth so I won't say anything to him.

    How do you sleep through that? I would think that kitty tongue would be rough on your bum and would wake you. I mean, I know you have a lot of hair all over but I'd think you'd feel something like that and wake up.

    I like the idea of wearing Depends. Might be something to consider.

  14. I don't know about you, but *I* may never sleep again after seeing that. Brrrr....
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  15. Well, my friend, I live with kitties and they lick me all the time....I kinda like it....I'm just sayin'....but if it makes you feel better I won't say a word....