Cute Little Lambchop!

Look at this atrocity!

Lambchop thinks she can sleep in our bed!

I'll squeak her until she squeaks no more!

AAGGGHHH!!!

Lambchop hit me with a right chop!

She's going down, now!

Say uncle!

Think she learned her lesson??? 

HAHAHAHA!

I don't think so either!

Wordless Wednesday - Fight Edition!

On News Stands Now!

After 3 weeks of vacation, mom went back to work yesterday... to say we had no idea what to do with ourselves would be a massive understatement!

We finally decided to go for a walkie on our own over to the mall to check out what was on the news stands... we needed a magazine to read!

First we went this way...

Then we went that way...

We checked the pee-mail at the strip mall...

We left a few of our own...

Then we headed over here...

After seeing what was on the news stand... 

We had to rush home, lickety-split!

I knew I had to blog about this right away...

The most SHOCKING thing you'll EVER see!

The new edition of Squirrel Monthly with 'you know who' on the cover!

If you see this on your news stand... we're warning you...

DO NOT LOOK AT THE CENTERFOLD!!!

One of My Favourite Things...

Mom went out shopping yesterday WITHOUT us but we soon forgave her when she returned home.

Why would we do something like that?  Well... she went to the butcher shop and bought us a couple bones!

These things are awesome!

Poor Pippen had to contend with Chico Kitteh trying to get in on the action...

We worked on those bones for most of the afternoon and on and off in the evening.

When it was time to go to bed, I didn't want to leave mine and was going to sleep downstairs with it but once mom turned out the lights... well... it gets pretty dark and lonely!

So I decided to take the bone upstairs so I could sleep with it in the bed.

Mom was pretty impressed that I could carry it all the way upstairs AND then jump up onto the bed with it.

She did get a little annoyed with all the slurp, slurp noises I was making when she was trying to sleep...

but I told her that she could always go sleep on the sofa if it was that much of a problem for her!

Yummm.... tastes like ice cream!

Mango Minster 2012 - Bad Sport Entry

It has recently come to my attention that a certain competitor in the Bad Sport Category of Mango Minster is maligning my good name.

Not only that but he is also claiming he has declared war on Canada and has WON that war.  This is simply not true... if it was, do you not think he would have renamed the country to Tankanada?

Anyway... after much soul searching I have decided to also enter the Bad Sport Category of Mango Minster 2012.  I know what you are thinking...  Sam!  You are a most cutie pie dog, you are not a bad sport!

Well let me tell you that this is also not true... I'm the baddest dog out there!

I love telling mom exactly how I feel if the treats are not up to par!

I love to stand on the street corner and yell HBO words at innocent passers-by just so that I can shock them!  It's like they've never heard a dog say "BLEEP" before!

I can also go all rabid dog just because I feel like it!  No one comes near our house unless I approve it!

I'm not afraid of big dogs and will always put them in their place!

Another great example of me yelling HBO words.

And finally, most important of all...

I relish exposing a certain opponent's true colours!

There you have it...  My reasons for why I should win the Bad Sport Competition at this year's Mango Minster.

Wordless Wednesday - Open the Door Edition!

Mom's New Year Resolution

This year our mom is taking these resolution thingys seriously!  She told us yesterday that after walking Mitzi by herself she had an idea and that was to start walking us separately as well!

One of the reasons mom wants to do this is because I've never really been separated from Sam.  So... last week we started walking alone with mom each afternoon.  The first time, I was so worried about Sam being at home alone... what if something happened to him?  what if somebuddy broke into the house and stole him?  Who would protect him?  So I did a real quick pee and poop and then we ran back home.  I was so happy to see Sam!

Everyday it gets easier and easier to stay out longer but I still worry about Sam the whole time we are out.

Today we were gone for quite awhile.  I'm even getting excited about each adventure!

We are headed over to the gate to go outside of the complex.

Instead of our usual route, mom wanted us to do something different so I got to sniff these nice bushes.

Then when we got to the other gate, mom said we weren't going in there!  I started to get worried...  just where were we going?

Mom wanted us to go under the highway and over to the Galloping Goose Trail!

Those cars make lots of noise going over the bridge!

Okay, let's keep walking... the faster we walk the sooner we'll get back to Sam.

We have to go up this hill to get to the trail....

and a quick pee by the school yard.

There's the highway.... I wonder if we can cut across it to get back home faster???

See all those bicycles?  There's about 15 of them... they all went by us and scared the bejeebers out of both me AND mom!

We got across the highway and from then on it was double quick home!

When mom opened the door, Sam smacked me on the head like he usually does and then told mom he wanted to go out next!

One good thing about this new routine, all this exercise really tires mom out!