So here it is... Why I'm a cracker dog.
Number 1: I'm a fighter not a lover! At least when it comes to Pippen
Number 2: I'll roll in anything that's stinky!
Number 3: Some of my best friends are Labradorks!
Number 4: I can swim in the ocean!
Number 5: I'm not afraid to stand at the edge of a cliff!
Number 6: I ring the neighbour's doorbells and run away!
Number 7: I can FLY!!!
Number 8: I'm not afraid to have a disagreement with my girlfriend....
even if it means running for my life afterwards!
Number 9: I'm certainly not afraid to make the moves on another (relentlessly huge) guy's girl!
So there you have it... Cracker Dog Extraordinaire!