We were totally minding our own business when this strange lady stops our mom.
"I just wanted to tell you how beautiful your boys* are!"
Pippen and I looked at her like she was nuttier than a fruitcake.
Like, really, how could mom NOT know how beautiful** we are?
* The lady actually used the layman's term "dogs"
** As studly young men, we prefer to use "handsome" to describe ourselves, but we aren't about to quibble.