On Patrol!

It was wet and rainy yesterday but that doesn't mean I can take a day off...

Patrolling the street is a top priority for me!

You gotta look right...

and left...

What's that?  Birds coming from the North...  They look okay.

Looks like it gonna be a quiet shift for me today... 

WHAT?  What is that?

Here it comes!

I have to maintain my cool...  show no fear!

Keep moving, yellow truck.  Keep moving!

Sam's on duty today... there's nothing you need to see here.

Yep, hard work keeping the 'hood safe but somedawg hasta do it!

Taking Pictures

Do you ever wonder why there aren't more pictures of Pippen?  First of all, he's not very photogenic... but most important of all, he doesn't like the hugging.

For some reason, mom likes to take these pictures of us.  My fabulous face front and centre and then just her unruly mop of hair showing.

Oh lookee... part of one eye is showing!

What can I say?  She's kerazy...

Oh CRAP!  Maybe this is why Pippen hates the hugging...  Too tight, mom TOO TIGHT!  I can't breathe...

I know what you're thinking... look Sam's mom is smiling!  Not so!

That's actually a grimace... working a flashy beast takes up most of her mentals.

Sometimes, I think Pippen is a lot smarter than he lets on...

Wordless Wednesday - Sniffer Edition!

Visiting with Auntie!

Yesterday we went to visit our Auntie C...  she thinks I'm the BEST doggie in the whole world and gives me as many cookies as I want!

It's nice to have at least one two-legger trained to meet your every need!

We hung out while mom and auntie visited and talked and talked! 

Occasionally, I had to remind auntie to give me a cookie...

Hey!  Stop talking mom and hand over the cookies! 

And then when I thought I was about to die of starvation, mom and auntie left the room...

and that means only one thing...

Get up on the dining room table and get the cookies myself!

Note To Allred!

Allred!

Enough is ENOUGH!

You've stepped over the line, dude!

You've messed with my friend, Tank long enough!  Sure, we wanted to see him look like a squirrel too (we really like his perky little ears!) but now I've been slapped with some green goo!

I've had to have a bath!  And that's just totally unacceptable!

I've got my eye on you, you mangy looking, sad excuse for a feline...

I'm coming for you!

I've already dug the hole that I'm gonna put you in!

Neener, neener, neener...

Itty, bitty, kittehs ain't gonna scare me!

Fighting Thursday!

It's Thursday!

And that can only mean one thing!

FIGHTS!!!

I take Sam down and grab him by the neck until he cries uncle!

He tries to hit me with a left hook but I bite him instead!

He recovers!  I need to do some fancy footwork to evade his jaws of doom...

He's going for my neck!  AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!

I might have acted like Tank when he sees a squirrel...

and screamed like a GIRL!

OMD!!!

Sam has the CURSE!!!  Look at his eye!

What am I going to do now???

Wordless Wednesday - Happy Puppy Edition