Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of kittehs? The Sam knows!
The Daisy 'sleeps' in a bed on top of the ottoman... she sits and watches innocent dawgs, waiting to POUNCE! Scheming, calculating... up to no good!
Today I said, "Enough!"
And I pounced on the kitteh bed atop the ottoman!
It fell on top of me and almost smothered me but I rose up!
I conquered the evil kitteh watching place!
I have vanquished evil! I am Sam! Hear me bark!
Now I'm gonna snooze...
Somebuddy better tell that kitteh don't come round here no more!