It has recently come to my attention that a certain competitor in the Bad Sport Category of Mango Minster is maligning my good name.
Not only that but he is also claiming he has declared war on Canada and has WON that war. This is simply not true... if it was, do you not think he would have renamed the country to Tankanada?
Anyway... after much soul searching I have decided to also enter the Bad Sport Category of Mango Minster 2012. I know what you are thinking... Sam! You are a most cutie pie dog, you are not a bad sport!
Well let me tell you that this is also not true... I'm the baddest dog out there!
I love telling mom exactly how I feel if the treats are not up to par!
I love to stand on the street corner and yell HBO words at innocent passers-by just so that I can shock them! It's like they've never heard a dog say "BLEEP" before!
I can also go all rabid dog just because I feel like it! No one comes near our house unless I approve it!
I'm not afraid of big dogs and will always put them in their place!
Another great example of me yelling HBO words.
And finally, most important of all...
I relish exposing a certain opponent's true colours!
There you have it... My reasons for why I should win the Bad Sport Competition at this year's Mango Minster.