It has recently come to my attention that a certain competitor in the Bad Sport Category of Mango Minster is maligning my good name.
Not only that but he is also claiming he has declared war on Canada and has WON that war. This is simply not true... if it was, do you not think he would have renamed the country to Tankanada?
Anyway... after much soul searching I have decided to also enter the Bad Sport Category of Mango Minster 2012. I know what you are thinking... Sam! You are a most cutie pie dog, you are not a bad sport!
Well let me tell you that this is also not true... I'm the baddest dog out there!
I love telling mom exactly how I feel if the treats are not up to par!
I love to stand on the street corner and yell HBO words at innocent passers-by just so that I can shock them! It's like they've never heard a dog say "BLEEP" before!
I can also go all rabid dog just because I feel like it! No one comes near our house unless I approve it!
I'm not afraid of big dogs and will always put them in their place!
Another great example of me yelling HBO words.
And finally, most important of all...
I relish exposing a certain opponent's true colours!
There you have it... My reasons for why I should win the Bad Sport Competition at this year's Mango Minster.
19 sniffs:
Oh, my ears!
Slobbers,
Mango
Excellent entry Sam - I loved to see you chewin' on the big dogs!!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie
You are most definitely a cannonball in a pee-shooter type of guy! :o)
I do love a good fight... gloves are off furball.
Hah! This is awesome! The two of you should be Bad Sport winners simply for declaring war on each other! We TOTALLY look forward to mud-slinging campaigns and photos of you immediate opponent cavorting with squirrels and other dregs of society! This promises to be most entertaining!
*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
BOL!!!! Let the competition begin!!!
LOVE the "squirrel" foto.......now "who" does that remind me of...hmmmmmmmm. BOL!
Ok. Guess now it's open war! BOL
:D
We don't believe it! BOL you do make a cute tree rat
Benny & Lily
OMD!! Tank has an "inner squirrel"...that's just disgusting...
-Bart and Ruby
BOL! You sure are one tough dog!
You are definitely B.A.D!!!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
My little Chico is really bad with the HBO words. I think he must've learned them from his previous owners because I certainly don't talk like that! Very often. bol
Good luck. I don't think you'll need it with this post though; you sound like one bad mutha.
Oh-oh!
Sure those are very good reasons!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Love your post!!! You are one tough dude!! HBO words are not allowed in my house (although mom has been known to use them when she stumbles upon a yellow jackets nest). Good luck!!
Are you through yelling now Sam? our ears are sore.
BOL! what a great entry.
woof - Tucker
Oh, boy! A slugfest between contestants that has nothing to do with American politics. Do you have SuperPACs? Of course, in a well governed country like Canada that actually values its democratic ideals, they are probably illegal. Abby, get the popcorn!
Jed & Abby
That is crazy Sam, you are one tough puppy, my Pugness you can be scary, the photo of you being mouthy and bitey to that big dog, you thug! Love and Licks from Frank x x x x x x PS I think that Tank has some competition with you for sure!
Dude, you are one tough cookie! We love the picture of you yelling HBO words at that big doggie! Good luck in the MM!
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