Last night, mom was getting ready to go to sleep. Her usual ritual is to go into the bedroom and turn the little light on first and then go do the pre-bedtime stuffs after that.
Of course, us boys take that time to get into the big bed and get settled in our spots. As you can see I like to sleep on the bunched up blankies!
So, anyways.... mom came into the bedroom and yelled,
"MOVE YOUR BIG FAT BUTTS!!!"
That was just kinda rude, don't you all think?