Yep, you guessed it! Mom bought a newspaper and instead of reading it she had the nerve to tell us we were BAD!
She went on to say that she bought the newspaper so that she could smack some doggie and kitteh BUTT! You can imagine that Chico Kitteh TOTALLY deserved this reckoning butt we certainly didn't!
Hey, mom! You needs to get your eyes checked cuz this is my head not my butt!
Pippen's smart... he's not taking his eyes off the rolled up newspaper!
HE GOT IT!!! Rip it to shreds, Pippen!
Ruh Roh... here it comes again!
Watch out, everbuddys! I got it this time!
How do you like that, mom? You better not be bringing any more papers into this house!
Now this here is the proper use of a newspaper!