Good evening, fellow dawgs and kittehs. Make yourselves comfortable and I'll tell you a little tale.
Once upon a time, long, long ago... there lived a rare upside down dog vampire. He would go from room to room in his townhouse wrecking havoc wherever he could.
His countenance scared small children and goats wherever he set foot.
'ARGH!' he would say to no one in particular.
One day when he was on the prowl for his next victim, he spied Orange Kitteh lying on the bed! Butt alas! Our hero, GrayDog intervened just in time to save Orange Kitteh. GrayDog sacrificed himself for the greater good of all DogKind...
Soon the effects of the Bitey Face Game manifested itself and our hero, GrayDog turned into a hideous, crazed Anti Hero.
And he wrecked havoc wherever he roamed and uttered, "ARGH" to unsuspecting small children and goats.
And then, before you knew it... he was THERE hanging out with the rare upside down dog vampire...
and they wondered and wondered if Orange Kittehs taste like chicken.
13 comments:
So......DO orange kittehs taste like chicken?
NOOOOO!! Run orange kitty, run!!!!
Wow, that was pretty scary - but hilarious! Great story.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
OMD I tinkled myself reading this. What a great story, it had everything. I hope I don't have bad dreams. I think orange kitteh should sleep with one eye open tonight in case those vampires come back
Loveys Sasha
p.s. Mommy says you are about the cutest vampires ever
Great story, my friend! I think your Orange kitty better come over to my place....
I'm glad I read this in the morning...that was scary!
Nora
OMD, what a skeery story!! I hope the Orange Kitteh is okay. (Would it taste like orange chicken? Momma loves that.) Poor heroic HeroDog, sacrificing himself like that!
I'll give you 5 US dollars for the movie rights. Have your people call my people.
I am thinking orange kittah might be able to take both of you ...be careful!
Your pal, Pip
OMD...OH Dears...Oh Goats!.....Now me is gonna have da nightmares when me goes to takes me nappy!
Oh my goodness vampira dogs right there in your house. I would probably taste that kitty
Benny & Lily
BOL! That kitteh doesn't know the danger he's in!! RUN, KITTEH, RUN!!
Kisses,
Ruby
peess: loved the story! goats were great!
Small children AND goats? Oh, the humanities! Also you looks very comfy in your storytelling chair, clearly you is an expert! Thank you for the tail.
Love,
Reuben
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