Good evening, fellow dawgs and kittehs. Make yourselves comfortable and I'll tell you a little tale.
Once upon a time, long, long ago... there lived a rare upside down dog vampire. He would go from room to room in his townhouse wrecking havoc wherever he could.
His countenance scared small children and goats wherever he set foot.
'ARGH!' he would say to no one in particular.
One day when he was on the prowl for his next victim, he spied Orange Kitteh lying on the bed! Butt alas! Our hero, GrayDog intervened just in time to save Orange Kitteh. GrayDog sacrificed himself for the greater good of all DogKind...
Soon the effects of the Bitey Face Game manifested itself and our hero, GrayDog turned into a hideous, crazed Anti Hero.
And he wrecked havoc wherever he roamed and uttered, "ARGH" to unsuspecting small children and goats.
And then, before you knew it... he was THERE hanging out with the rare upside down dog vampire...
and they wondered and wondered if Orange Kittehs taste like chicken.