Of course, we went barking crazy!
No way were we going to let mom open the front door without her security team right beside her. Once we were all in position, we gave mom the a-okay to open the door.
There, at the door, was a guy we had never seen before! A salesman! You'll never guess what he was selling - A Security System!
Hello! Move along dude... our mom already has all the security she needs.
And you know what?
That's what our mom said to the guy!
AND he then had the NERVE to say that we would never save her! We might be a 'deterant' but we wouldn't be able to save her BECAUSE we are just - JUST! - little dogs!
Dude...
Does this look like a 'deterant' to you?
or this?
He's lucky he didn't come in cuz we would have shown him a thing or two!
We are happy to report that mom told this guy that she would rather take her chances with her current security system than with a machine and company that doesn't even know her!
Move along, dude, cuz we ain't buying...
OMG...OMG...OMG...dis same thing happened to US too. And mum told da nerd boy her had security dogs and he made fun and called us pitbulls, yep, he was trying to be funny and mum was pissed then. Yep, he called us deterents too...and then I said little nerd dude you sooooo don't want none of da Puddles.
ReplyDeleteHehehehehe...your mom should've had dat on video...hehehehehe!
Oh and mum was mad bout da dude making da comment bout pits and using their breed in a bad way.
Puddles
This guy sounds like a big pest! And he obviously doesn't know anything about dogs! Good work chasing him away.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
That Crazy two legger is dawg gone lucky you didn't all go out there and PEE on him. The NERVE of some of these Tailess idiots.
ReplyDeleteSome peoples is idiots, maybe you should have peed on hims. :)
ReplyDeleteWOofs and LIcks,
Maggie Mae
Only DETERENTS?! That is crazy talk!
ReplyDeleteThough I have to say I think that second picture is super cute. But that's because I know you and love you! I think to a strange two-legger that would be pretty intimidating!
Besides, my mom is suspicious of door to door security salesmen. Not really a cold calling type of business... something about hearing horror stories.
Yikes! Glad you showed him who the bosses were!
Wags,
Zona
da Nerve of some hoomans!!!
ReplyDeletemy moms says she would rather have 'a Deterent' any ol day....vs a alarm system dat only lets da monitoring peoples know AFTER da bad guys have broke in.
don't ya wish your mom would have let you have 'just a tiny nip' at his heels.....heeeheee
(oh no, I guess that not really nice.....butt it would show hims)
Yep, WE'RE the security here! We keep everyone away. AND if salesmen insist on staying, Kendra and Bella will not shut up!
ReplyDeleteWe scared away a burglar one night! Our auntie, who has a security alarm, got a dog after that!
Ashame you're not allowed to bite the ankles of those fools.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
You guys would have saved the day...no doubt!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Like a burglar alarm would save you either? I mean, sheesh, all it does is make noise, right? I think the doggie alarm is just fine.
ReplyDeleteSlobbers,
mango
Wow-the nerve of that guy! Glad you didn't buy ;-)
ReplyDeleteYour buddy,
Bocci
What does that man know??
ReplyDeleteOf course your mom has the best security system!
Hmmm....
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
"Deterrant"? I think not. I think you guys are more like "Never set foot in our house again you moron! Lest you ever need that hand or leg (or other appendage) again." Enough said.
ReplyDeleteYous don't need 'dat crap!!
ReplyDeleteWe's gets 'dose pushy peeps in our areas too's..hu hu's and me being a Puppy Mastiff.. says..Dude.. back off..step back.. den I's go...
GRRRRRRRRRR....RRRRRRRROOOOWWWWLLL!!!
Dey run for it's!!!
Hu Hu's!!!
Yous tuff stuff too's!!
Later!
Anakin Man
Woof! Woof! I'm familiar with that NOISE ... a WoofAlarm will be just fine. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOkay, firstly, HAPPY BELATED 100TH POST! I'm sure glad you boys decided to start blogging so we could become furends!
ReplyDeleteAnd secondly - was that guy ker-azy or what? My mom said she read something saying that the BEST kind of security system is a dog - no matter how small. Bad robber peoples would rather just move along to a house that doesn't have a dog than have to mess with one that does. So he doesn't know what he's talking about. Besides, you boys look 10 feet tall to me!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?? What a goofball we are GLAD she didn't buy anything from him.. really doesn't he know anything? Love A+A
ReplyDeleteYeah my momma says the best things to have for security is a dog (or two or three....)
ReplyDeleteChewy