We haven't known her very long but once you meet her, you'll never forget her! You'll try, of course, but she keeps coming around to your blog... making 'innocent' comments... causing all sorts of problems... like PUBLIC BAFFS for instance...
The humiliation!
We've racked our brains for weeks on what to say about our 'furend'... stressed ourselves out over it... we were even beginning to see the bogeyman...
So we hightailed it to the theatre to chill out and relax...
but the only thing playing was...
What?!? We wanted to relax! No way were we going to see that movie!
So we headed over to the mall to pick up some reading material...
Although, two of those stories would have been worth reading... there was no way we could have that magazine in the house...
Can you say nightmares?
Miss Puddles Duddles Rainwater is one of a kind...
and we hope it stays that way!
Despite the fact that this doxie is one big troublemaker and a part-time shyster...
There's no one we'd rather have on our side, mainly because we don't want to find out what happens to the pups she doesn't like...
So, Miss Puddles, we hope that you have a fabulous birthday and enjoy your day of celebrity!
Just don't get too close to the fire, we don't really want to roast the weiner...
Happy Birthday... and many more!
Happy Birthday Miss Puddles!!
ReplyDeleteLu-Lu & Lucius
I feel your pain ...I have been stressing about this roast for weeks. Though I am curious about the movie ...
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
You did a wonderful job!
ReplyDeleteWoofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
How can I subscribe to dat Dachshund World Domination magazine!?!!? Heehee
ReplyDeleteGood Job S&P! Thanks fur coming up with this most brilliant idea to celebrates Miss Puddles birfday! I'm having a great time reading everybuddys posts
MinnaK
This was a fun idea, but I think we're ALL relieved that Piddle's Bday Month is about to come to a close... whew. Has July seemed extra long this year?? BOL
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly why everyone voted for her as preacher! I certainly don't wanna know what it's like to no be on her side. But, maybe after today I won't be - yikes!
ReplyDeletewoof - Tucker
Now that is a movie I have to see. LOL!
ReplyDeleteGreat roast!
OH Lawzy Mercy, SHE is in a Movie and a Magazine... there will be no living with her now. Night Mares are in ALL of our futures!
ReplyDeleteMadi and I wanted to drop by to thank you for hosting this fantastic Wiener Roast. We have met lots of new friends and enjoyed reading all the funny posts
ReplyDeleteMadi and Mom
"A months worth of dachshunds 52 weeks a year" - Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteAll those famous writers, and who makes the cover.
Happy Birthday Miss PDR!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..oh my god, I loves it. I bes in a movie and on da covers of a magazine now...no getting away from me now. Wonder whys dat movie was rated R. Oh never mind, I was in it.
ReplyDeleteI am sooooo nevers gonna lives dat public baff down huh? Oh well, it was da beginning of a wonderful furiendship...just go withs me here.
I want to thnak you two fur coming ups withs dis super idea. Dis has absolutely made my day and I couldn't ask fur better furiends from a community if I paid them. Thank You!
Puddles
Great job! Happy birthday Puddles!!!!
ReplyDeleteGreat Roasting, love the mags.
ReplyDeleteSee Yea George xxx
hee hees!!
ReplyDeletePuddles be everywheres for sures!!
She's even in churches too!!
SNORTS!!
xoxoxo,
Izzy, Josie and Anakin Man
Puddles does kind of seep into everything we do, doesn't she? But that does make it lots of fun and it usually means the beer is flowing which is always nice.
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming up with such a great birfday idea!!!
Wags,
Zona
I wanted this to be a seperate comment to you.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU SOOOO VERY MUCH FOR THINKING THIS ROASTING THINGY UP. IT WAS A SUPER IDEA.
Of course, now we will NEVER get her to settle down and become a properly civilized young lady. hehehe
Haha! That was a GREAT roasting, Sam & Pippen! I had no idea that magazine was already on the news stands. I gotta get mom to run out and gets me one.
ReplyDeleteThank you, thank you for thinking of the Puddles Roast idea! It's been oodles and oodles of fun!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Very Creative! We gotta see dat movie!
ReplyDeletesam and pippen,
ReplyDeleteholy cats! miss puddles has a movie and a magazine out?! i might have to check out the movie once it's on deeveedee. i'm not payin' full price at the movies cuz they charge waaay too much.
thanks buckets for organizing this wiener roast. it's been so much funsies!!
*woof*
the booker man
We need a copy of that magazine.
ReplyDeleteGreat roast you two.
Love Ruby & Penny
You are soooo right... Puddles is one of a kind!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Puddles!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
BOL--great post~! i especially loved that magazine cover--very cool~!! :D
ReplyDeletexo,
luna