As you know, mom bought me, Pippen, a new bed about a month ago and Sam claimed it as his...
Now, to answer some questions we've had on why mom bought me a bed... Sam has a bed that he hogs all the time leaving me to sleep in the small little cat bed and I don't really play with toys but Sam does so he gets lots of those while I don't. So... that's why it's my bed...
I'm a pretty smart doggie and let Sam work out all the kinks before I took it over earlier this week.
And then everyone was like, 'Poor Sam... has to sleep on the floor. Why can't you share?'
You know what the answer to that one is?
Sam has cooties. Yes, you read that right, COOTIES! Who wants Sam Cooties? NOT me!
But then, today, while mom was at work, we had this idea... It would weird mom out totally!
Just in case you didn't catch it the first time...
Not only sharing BUT my butt is touching Sam!
Yep, uh huh, that's right... for two whole minutes Sam and I shared something!
And mom... well, she thinks the end of the world is coming...
Maybe we've just been hanging around Puddles Duddles Weiner Roast too much lately... The whole Puddlespalooza is starting to affect our sanity.
Maybe we shouldn't have accepted that drink from Puddles yesterday... That church she's starting... maybe it's a cult and we are the first to fall under the spell!
If Puddles knocks on your door and offers you a drink, don't fall for it or you'll be under her spell too!
PeeS. Less than two weeks until The Puddles Roast so hope you all are writing your speeches... we can hardly wait!