The HAND Attacks!

There I was...

Having a nice quiet time...

Meditating...

and then it happened!

Thanks for Playing!

We just wanted to do a quick note to thank everyone for attending the Puddles Roast yesterday!  We had great fun reading all the speeches!  And we learned alot more about Miss Puddles Duddles RainBarrelButt...

We had so much fun we are wondering if maybe we should have more?

So...

Let us know if you think we should have more...

How often they should be held... 

and most importantly...

How do we decide on the next roastee?  (we think it should be Mango...)

Leave us a comment or e-mail us with you thoughts and ideas.  You can find our e-mail on our about us page...

Thanks again for posting, for commenting and for reading all the silliness that was the Puddles Roast!

It's the Puddles Duddles Weiner Roast!

We're here to roast our good friend Puddles...

We haven't known her very long but once you meet her, you'll never forget her!  You'll try, of course, but she keeps coming around to your blog... making 'innocent' comments... causing all sorts of problems... like PUBLIC BAFFS for instance...

The humiliation!

We've racked our brains for weeks on what to say about our 'furend'...  stressed ourselves out over it... we were even beginning to see the bogeyman...

So we hightailed it to the theatre to chill out and relax...

but the only thing playing was...

What?!?  We wanted to relax!  No way were we going to see that movie!

So we headed over to the mall to pick up some reading material...

Although, two of those stories would have been worth reading... there was no way we could have that magazine in the house...

Can you say nightmares? 

Miss Puddles Duddles Rainwater is one of a kind...

and we hope it stays that way!

Despite the fact that this doxie is one big troublemaker and a part-time shyster...

There's no one we'd rather have on our side, mainly because we don't want to find out what happens to the pups she doesn't like...

So, Miss Puddles, we hope that you have a fabulous birthday and enjoy your day of celebrity!

Just don't get too close to the fire, we don't really want to roast the weiner...

Happy Birthday... and many more!

Sunday Morning Walkabout

As you know we like to get up early!  In fact most days the early bird isn't even awake yet!

Today we headed over across the street to the big park...

We must have been running cuz that's one blurry picture!

We did some of the important stuff so we'd know how to get back home!

Checking the news at the entrance...  just in case there's a warning notice...

Maybe we can play some ball?

Did I hear something?

I'm pretty sure I heard something...

Chill out, Dude... you're always 'hearing' something...  I'm gonna check out what's happening over here.

Nope... I'm sure I heard something... maybe it's the BOGEYMAN!

It is!  It is the Bogeyman!  I know he's here!

C'mon, Pip...  Hurry!  Let's go!  He's coming for us!

Must get across the street!  I'll be safe then!

What is that?  Is that him?

I don't know, Sam...  I don't see anything...  just that garbage... wonder if I can eat it?

Sam...  I think I see him!  I think the Bogeyman is under this bush!  Hellllooooo, Mr. Bogeyman...

He's not there... is he?  Pippen...  He isn't, is he?  You're just pulling my tail, right?  Pippen?

Or maybe he's over here...

I don't like this at all...  I think he's going to get us!

I think I see him, Sam!  He's coming for us!

Too bad you're so slow, Sam... The Bogeyman is going to get you first!  (hehehehe)

OPEN THE DOOR, MOM!  The BOGEYMAN is after me!

AAAGGGHHH!!!!

Saturday Stink Eye...

A Little Help from Your Furiends...

So we all know that Frankie is getting a bit worried about the bachelorette pawty that's coming up...  A few of us thought we'd get together to alleviate his fears!

We, along with Boomer, Booker and Norwood will be policing the event and have started practicing!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

This was only our first rehearsal and of course, at the pawty we'll be wearing police uniforms...

Frankie has nothing to worry about!

Investigative Reports!

In tonight's episode, Sam goes deep undercover to investigate the seedy world of...

BED MAKING!

**Warning:  This video has some disturbing scenes that are not recommended for all viewing audiences!

Join us next week when Pippen "Comes Out of The Closet"

*Disclaimer:  No mattresses or bed sheets were hurt in the making of this video.

Garage Sales and Gotcha Days...

Five years ago today, Mom and Sam found their Pippen!

Sam is very proud to finally be a big brother!

I was such a cute baby!

Sam was always teaching me the important things in life... like yoga and achieving a total state of Zen...

We even went to visit my sister Stella a few weeks later in her new home...  I think I'm cuter!

It's funny how fast five years can go by...  but I'm pretty happy how it's all turned out!

Now, even though it was a pretty special day, mom left us to go garage saling!  Yuh, I know... inconsiderate!

BUTT!

Out of the 87 garages sales she stopped at there was only ONE thing she bought!

Can you all guess what it was?

That's right!  A new bed!  Yahoo!

Now Sam and I can do this...

OR we can do this...

How cool is that?

And It Continues...

So...

As you know, mom bought me, Pippen, a new bed about a month ago and Sam claimed it as his...

Now, to answer some questions we've had on why mom bought me a bed...  Sam has a bed that he hogs all the time leaving me to sleep in the small little cat bed and I don't really play with toys but Sam does so he gets lots of those while I don't.  So... that's why it's my bed...

Anyways...

I'm a pretty smart doggie and let Sam work out all the kinks before I took it over earlier this week.

And then everyone was like, 'Poor Sam... has to sleep on the floor.  Why can't you share?'

You know what the answer to that one is?

Sam has cooties.  Yes, you read that right, COOTIES!  Who wants Sam Cooties?  NOT me!

Blech!

But then, today, while mom was at work, we had this idea...  It would weird mom out totally!

Just in case you didn't catch it the first time...

Not only sharing BUT my butt is touching Sam!

Yep, uh huh, that's right... for two whole minutes Sam and I shared something!

And mom... well, she thinks the end of the world is coming...

Maybe we've just been hanging around Puddles Duddles Weiner Roast too much lately...  The whole Puddlespalooza is starting to affect our sanity.

OR

Maybe we shouldn't have accepted that drink from Puddles yesterday...  That church she's starting... maybe it's a cult and we are the first to fall under the spell!

If Puddles knocks on your door and offers you a drink, don't fall for it or you'll be under her spell too!

PeeS.  Less than two weeks until The Puddles Roast so hope you all are writing your speeches... we can hardly wait!

Wordless Wrestling (with mom) Wednesday

Sunday Swimming and Stroll at the Park!

It's been pretty darn hot here so we told mom that we wanted to go to the beach!  Being the smart mom that she is, we set right off so I could swim (Pippen doesn't like swimming but he does like the beach.)

Here's a picture of our beach... and no one else is there so we don't have to share!

Mom found a couple of sticks and threw them in the water... of course I had to go and get them!

This one's too big for me!

Mom!  Throw another one!  I'm ready!

This one's more my size!  I got it this time.

I have to find another stick...

Of course as soon as I find one, mom throws it into the ocean!

Okay, just one more time...

After that workout, it's time to munch on some grass...

Look at how wet I am... the water is just dripping off of me!

After my swim, Pippen wanted to take a stroll through the park...

and Pip took some time for one of his favourite activities...

and I checked out the view from the lookout...

a walk along the cliff...  Hey, Pip...  is that a ship out there?

Where, Sam?  

On the WATER...

Then we saw Pippen's girlfriend, Mitzi arrive so we had to go say hey...

and I waited patiently for someone to arrive with some cookies...

Anybody???

Where are the cookies?

Hello... cookies, anyone???

What a disappointing end to the day.... No cookies!