Showdown at the OK Corral!

So... there I was looking angelic and minding my own business on a quiet Sunday morning, when all of a sudden like...

out of nowhere... with absolutely NO provocation from me whatsoever...

Chico Kitteh gives me a left hook to the face!

I yelled for Pippen to come and save me back me up!

Once Pippen arrived I went into 'neener neener' mode...

Don't you say your HBO words to me, you Chico Kitteh!

Holy cat crap, Pippen!  Watch your nose!

Pippen!  I didn't know you knew those kind of words!

Oh noes... I can't watch!

Negotiations ensue...

words are exchanged...

Tensions rise.... and then....

Hey... Where'd everybuddy go?

Guess that means I won...

This Blog Has Been Hi-Jacked!

Those dumb dawgs that I live with have gone out for a walk and I've decided to hi-jack the blog today.

I'm gonna tell you something that's gonna blow your socks off!

It's super secret, so I have to check to make sure no one else is listening...

This is just between you and me... and I know you won't tell anyone else, right???

 

Now that I think about it...

I'm not sure if you're ready to hear this...

You might not have what it takes to keep it secret!

I need to ruminate...

Who am I fooling?  I don't really care who you tell...

I just don't think you can handle the TRUTH!

But I'm gonna tell you anyway...

This here is a picture of my butt...

notice anything MISSING???

I don't got a tail!  Bet you thought all kittehs had tails, didn't you?

I told the dawgs I live with that mom chopped it off.

And that she made cat tail soup out of it!

I gots them believing she might chop theirs off too...

dumb dawgs...

Okay...

You can go now.  I got better things to do than amuse you all...

I gotta clean myself.

and have another nap.

Don't tell Sam and Pippen (or whatever their names are...) that I was here.

Saturday Sneaker!

I'm thinking...

Thinking the big thoughts...

You know...

The ones about squirrels...

Would they taste like chicken???

But I gots this funny feeling...

That some evil force is sneaking up on me...

Probably just my imagination... right?

How to Annoy Your Kitteh Brother!

The kitteh brother we have...  He luvs it when we play with him!

Chico is trying to sleep... on the edge of the bed!

Bet it wouldn't take much to push him off!

What are you doing there, Chico?

Pippen helps the cause by joining in.

Holy Cat Crap, Batman... now he's yelling for his mommy!

I don't think he really appreciates us.

Wake Up Call!

At 3:30 this morning, mom woke me up... yes, you read that right... 3:30!  And she has the nerve to complain about us waking her up at 5:00 am!

Anyways...

I was having a good snooze...  you can almost hear me snoring!

I woke up to mom saying, "Sam, Sam, wake up... Santa's been here!  You have to go see what he left under the tree for you!

So Pip and I got up to humour her... and look what we found!

Cat Butt!

All I can say is kittehs are weird!  At least he didn't tip the angel over and try to go up her dress again!  How embarassing...

I'm so glad Christmas is over for another year!

Hope you all have a very safe and happy new year! 

All the best to everyone in 2011!

Wordless Wednesday - Christmas Card Edition

Wordless Wednesday - Being Extra Nice Cuz Santa is Watching Edition

A Mystery Solved!

For days, weeks, no... we shall say MONTHS now...  I have had a mystery to solve in my home!

I have suspected nefarious activities have been happening whilst I have been asleep...

Me... napping... perchance to dream.  Unaware of nefarious activities happening.

Last night, I told mom to stay awake with the flashy beast at the ready on the chance that said nefarious activity would once again happen.  You will notice that is her nose in the bottom left of the picture below.

You may also notice the orange creature snuggled up next to mom.  My back foot can also be viewed in close proximity to the orange creature.

Now before I show you the last photo, I must warn you that it is disturbing and may induce nightmares in the faint of heart...

I feel that I should also say that the nefarious activity of which I speak is... I hope everyone is sitting down...

I think that whilst I am in a deep slumber and unable to defend myself as any self-respecting dog would, I believe... oh, this is almost too horrible to share...  I believe that someone is licking my bum!

I know!  The HORROR!  The SHAME I have felt these past months... I have thought that I may have been drinking too much that it has been inducing STRANGE dreams... I was loath to say anything to Pippen for fear he would mock me... and so, I enlisted the aid of my mother to take the final picture you see here.  ***Please scroll down...***

Evidence!  The kitteh has been engaging in nefarious activities whilst I, Sam, have been slumbering and unable to defend myself!

Oh! Dear Friends!  I entreat you to send me your words of wisdom so that I may be able to combat this... this...  HORROR that I must live with daily...

Please do not think of me as a lesser dog because of these 'lickings' and please don't tell Pippen, I'll never hear the end of this!

Switzerland

So there were some questions about our Wordless Wednesday...  like 'what happened next' and 'did you get smacked'?

Here's the thing... Mom has declared the bed 'Switzerland', neutral territory where there is no fighting or all participants are banned for a period of time.

So we may 'accidently' chase the kitty around the house at times and he may smack us when we walk by BUT very rarely on Switzerland

Sometimes, we even lick each other!  Sam has even tried to clean out Chico's ears!

Besides... even if we did fight on the bed... that big purple thing in the picture above is mom's leg and neither of us is dumb enough to fight in mom's lap!