A Furry Tail written by Miss Daisy, Herself
Once upon a time, long, long ago in a land far, far away, there lived three animals.
Sam, the goofy Havanese,
Pippen, the stoic Schnottie,
and the beautiful Princess Daisy.
One day while their mom was at work they found a bed in the living room.
Sam, being the bravest, said that he would test it out first.
"This bed is TOO SMALL for goofy Havenese doggies such as myself!" said Sam.
Pippen decided he would try it next and said, "This bed is TOO SHORT for stoic Schnotties!"
Then Princess Daisy arrived and said, "Get outta my way you dopey dawgs! This is a Kitteh Bed and made just for me! This bed is JUST RIGHT!"
And so ends our furry tail of the three animals and the kitteh bed where once again it is proven that kittehs are smarter than dawgs.