Saturday, September 8, 2012

The Shocking Truth About Cheeses!

I'm here to tell you something SHOCKING!  I myself couldn't believes and wouldn't have if it hadda happened to another dawg...

Not all cheeses taste good!  There I said it... 


Some cheese tastes like... I don't know what to compare it too but it was like totally BLECH!

Let me start from the beginnings...

Mom was making her lunches yesterday and shared some nice sandwich meat with me and Pippen.  Then she says to us, 'I got some cheeses to put in my sandwiches too... do you guys want to try some?'

I thunked to myself... 'Duh... of course!  It's CHEESE!!!'

Then she gives it to me and tells me... 'It's Swiss Cheese...'

I couldn't believes how horrible it tasted and believes me... I've eaten some gross stuff but that Swiss Cheeses was THE WORSTEST! I'd even eat a CARROT before I tried that Swiss Cheese again!

Have you tried Swiss Cheese?  Did you like it?

Are there other cheeses out there that I should stay away from?

I'm kinda depressed now that I've learned that all cheeses aren't created the same!


  1. You are nuts? Just send those swiss cheeses my way and I will dispatch them into my innards with great haste.


  2. Sam! I'm with Mango - ARE YOU NUTS?!!!!! I love that holey cheese. There is not bad cheese - not even Blue!

    Now - let me give you a little tip - ask your mom to bake a little brie stuffed with a tasty jam - then serve it to you on a Ginger Snap Cookie - Talk about yummy! Now, mom scraps the jam off [too much sugar and I make a mess] but that is some good Cheese eating.

    I'll be picking up my new "look alike" today - I hope - Actually I think Chess is going to look more like YOU - Won't that freak Tank out!!!!

    Have a great day guys -


  3. I'm already freaked out... I just spent an entire night with diarrhea and gas. I lost count how many times I had to go outside, but after the first couple of times all I did was farts. I've never had this happen to me before ever. Keep your swiss cheese far away from me!

  4. Sam loves Swiss, Monty? Not so much!


  5. We eat all cheeses and the stinkier the better. Sorry pal I haven't found a cheese I don't like yet! What fun you can have tasting cheeses from around the world. Have a lovely Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

  6. I think I like all cheese. Mrs. Master only really likes cheddar and only sometimes.


  7. Sam - you are CRAZY......... Swiss Cheese is fantastic!!!

    You must have some strange Swiss Cheese over your neck of the woods!!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

  8. I've never had Swiss cheese, so I can't really say. Momma doesn't like that kind, so it's never in our house. Mostly we have cheddar and the spray cheese that Momma gives us our pills in, and we love them both!

  9. Ah - a dog after my own heart - a cheese connoisseur. Thankfully my Mom having grown up in Australia is use to REAL cheese (not the plastic stuff they sell here in the USA as cheese) and is a human connoisseur of the stuff. She has been known to drive hours to find a cheese store and even orders real stuff online. We can't say we are partial to Swiss cheese either but there some Swiss cheeses that are good - they must have Imported from Switzerland on the label though :)

  10. I LOVE cheeses! But, I'm with you Sam, not really a huge fan of the swiss stuffs. I like the chedder Ma sometimes eats. She also has pepper jack, but says I'm not allowed to eat it...what?? I know, I don't understand either!



  11. My boys absolutely LOVE string cheese. I don't know if I've ever shared any swiss with them.

  12. We love Swiss Cheese...specially the holes..BOL! Usually, we get No Frills low fat (pretend) cheese. But cheese is cheese in our book.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  13. Sam!
    Swiss cheese is yummilicious!
    Maybe a little bit strong... but very good!
    Sorry you did not like it!
    Kisses and hugs

  14. My Mommy and Daddy are from Wisconsin, so I will pretty much eat any kind of cheeses here. The only one I don't care for is that blue stuff. I mean really who would want to eat that stuff, it stinks worse than poo. Mommy loves it, but I don't get it.

    Loveys Sasha

  15. Cheese is the bestest thing in the world, besides chicken! But never tried swiss before!

  16. we never said stinky, iky or hate in a sentence with cheese, BOL
    Benny & Lily

  17. are you kidding? I love swiss cheeses! I've never met a cheese I didn't like!

    your pal,

  18. Swiss cheese is yummy. The Momma doesn't like swiss cheese though. I however do not like smoked Gouda. That stuff is nasty! The hoomans will cut up a bunch a cheese and toss me one piece at a time to catch. I promptly spit the smoked Gouda out.

    woof - Tucker

  19. We seem to have A LOT of cheese in Wisconsin....

  20. WHAAAAAA? No! Say it isn't so, Sam! Maybe your mom should take you to the dogtor cuz I just can't believes that ANY cheeses taste bad. I think that maybe there's something wrong with your tastebuds. Or maybe your mom sprinkled some bad-tasting stuff on it so she could have all the cheeses to herself. Yep. I bet that's what it was. Moms are sneaky that way sometimes.

    Wiggles & WAgs,