So there I was sitting in someone else's front yard, soaking up some rays and spouting off about things I know nothing about when it hit me...
Nobuddy was listening!
There wasn't a soul in sight to hear my grandiose ideas about taking over the pet store down the street.
I wondered the wonder of all wonders...
How could the people not be interested in what I thought? After all, I have grandiose ideas!
I was immediately overcome with the predicament of the peoples! If they would not follow me... who would they follow? I know there are other dawgs out there and some of the kittehs can give out a good meow once in a while but... is there anydawg better than me?
I have a plan after all!
Woe is me!
If the peoples don't follow me, I am afeared for the future. I have heard tell that the Mayan peoples have said the world will end in December of this year. I have the solution and can save all mankind!
Spread the word to your friends and do your part to save the world!
Act NOW before you can act no more!
It's sad, really sad to know that while the world is spiralling out of control...
I'm getting more awesome!