I will admit that I was snuggling with mom on the sofa when a weird orange ball of fur pushed me off of her lap! This part is totally true...
This might look like I'm snuggling with the interloper but this is obviously photoshopped... resting my head on a kitty would cause the transference of kitty cooties to my doggie furs. That's not something I would risk!
Just the thought of cootie transference gives us both the heebeejeebees!
No! No! NO!
Whatever you may think this is NOT a photo of me about to give the kitteh a kiss... that would be just gross!
Really... I don't even like him!
He is a good block heater on those cold winter nights, though...