Sunday, September 5, 2010

Help! I'm Being Tortured!!!

As you may know, I stepped in gum yesterday.

Mom tortured me yesterday by washing my foot countless times...  I just hates my feets being touched!

This morning, my FORMER furiend, Maggie Mae suggested peanut butter to loosen up the gum...  I thought Maggie Mae liked me!

That there is the torture device of the day... Peanut Butter!

What are you thinking of doing with that noxious substance, mom???

Not on my toes... nope... uh uh...  you just stay away from me you crazy lady...

The crazy lady caught me...  that's my poor little foot with peanut butter smothered on it...

Somebody needs to call the authorities!

Mom wants me to say that some of the gum did come off but that now she's wiping up the little peanut butter footprints throughout the house...

Oh and now my foot smells like peppermint flavored peanut butter!


  1. BOL, now if mom had of done that, I would have been licking the peanut butter off!!,(I love it) so is that the idea that you end up getting the gum off your foot by yourself? might have to ask Maggie Mae that one.
    See Yea George xxx

  2. Oh no, w2hy did mom throw her gum on the ground
    Benny & Lily

  3. BOL!

    Sorry to laughs, but da gum-peanut butters combo on your foot is kinda funny! BOL! Next thing you know, your mom be adding da grape jelly to your foot.

    Poor thing........and now your poor mom be running round da house cleaning da PB tracks.

    MinnaK momma loves your idea bout a picket line demonstration to help sway Uncle Tommy-da Harley Man's opinion bout a new dog! Good thinking

  4. Well... at least some of that gum is no longer on your paw!
    PB pawprints... interesting....
    Kisses and hugs

  5. Bwhahahahahahaha! I sorries, did I laughs dat loud?
    What's da big deal...I'd love to be smothered in PB.


  6. We would have eaten that peanut butter right up....and probably some of the gum as well.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

  7. Pippens!!!!

    Don't blames me, blames my mom. She MADE me tell your mom what she found on da internets. Don't worry I am gonna limit her access to Google, starting now! I prolly would have luved it, since I am a big fan of da peanut butters...just sayin' ;)

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

    PeeS I hope we can still be furiends. :)

  8. If only someone would smear peanut butter on my feet, I would be in heaven!

    Your pal, Pip

  9. Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, Pippen's being repressed!

  10. That's it! I must find gum so Mom spreads a lil p.b. on my toes too!
    <3 Miss Kodee @Bark'in About