A superstar always has a good bodyguard that watches out for you!
There are days when a dog just wants to sit outside and contemplate.
But the puparazzi has other ideas...
You try your darnedest to give them subtle hints...
But they don't take hints and you eventually have to call in the big dog!
"Hey! Big Dog!"
"Sir, how may I help you, sir?"
"Take care of business, Big Dog!"
"Move along you puparazzi ruffian! The Superstar needs time for contemplation"
"I said, Move Along or I'm gonna have to get ruff!"