Monday, August 27, 2012

The Rolled Up Newspaper!

Yep, you guessed it!  Mom bought a newspaper and instead of reading it she had the nerve to tell us we were BAD!

She went on to say that she bought the newspaper so that she could smack some doggie and kitteh BUTT!  You can imagine that Chico Kitteh TOTALLY deserved this reckoning butt we certainly didn't!

Hey, mom!  You needs to get your eyes checked cuz this is my head not my butt!

Pippen's smart... he's not taking his eyes off the rolled up newspaper!

HE GOT IT!!!  Rip it to shreds, Pippen!

Ruh Roh... here it comes again!

Watch out, everbuddys!  I got it this time!

How do you like that, mom?  You better not be bringing any more papers into this house!

Now this here is the proper use of a newspaper!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Sunday Walkie!

We're on our way for our weekly Sunday walkie.  Come join us if you'd like... you never know what kind of things we'll see!

First, we have to take care of bidness and of course, the line up is terrible!

Now that that's out of the way... let's get going!

We went to the scary tunnel and looked at it... do you know that it goes right under the highway?

and got up close and personal to it.  

We didn't go through it though cuz mom was too chicken!

Then we saw the totem pole... 

and told mom to take a couple close up shots.

Looks pretty neato if you ask us!

and just check out this - a huge wasp's nest!  There was lots of buzzing going on here.

We were gone for something like an hour and were so tuckered out when we got home that we let our butts touch!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Just In Case...

Yesterday's Wordless Wednesday kinda made it look like we loves each other lots....

Well we kinda do but we are more interested in the bitey face...

Pippen like to try to tear off on of my ears...  which kinda hurts so I have to bitey him!

He just laughs and laughs...

And pretends to give me a hug...

So mom was just lucky to get a picture of us looking all innocent and stuff.

Monday, August 20, 2012

I Just Love It!

Okay... I know this might sound weird and all butt...

I LOVES helping mom make the big bed!

You gots to make sure the bottom sheet is all nice and straight...

Pippen works on pulling the sheets tight while I go undercover and get those corners popped on!

It gets hot underneath the sheet so sometimes I have to take a breather... 

The last corner is the hardest and by that time, Pippen has decided he's tired!

More often then not, I get my head stuck in the sheet corner and need someone to help me out...  today, though, it seems she's too busy taking pictures to help a dog out!

Butt I always persevere and then it's time to have FUN!

Hopefully nobuddy lays on top of me!

Friday, August 17, 2012

A Leafy Mess!

On these hot dog days of summer, our walkies consist of laying in the shade...

and roaching and rolling around...

We don't stay out long.  Just long enough to do our bidnesses...

Then we go back home and check our furs for all the various treasures we've captured!

Mom says I'm a mess...

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Adverse Effects of Liver Treats!

The other day, mom went for a drive and was gone all day.  Usually I'd be pretty ticked off but she brought back liver treats!

So for the rest of the night I was acting crazy and saying please mom... may I have some more?

Of course, like all moms she gets the flashy beast so she can document my subservient behaviour to get liver treats... 

I just couldn't help myself....

There was no stopping me!

Please, please, please...  was all I could say and do!

And mom didn't stop taking pictures until she got this one!

Seems like the furs don't stop when the Sam stops...

Totally not funny mom!

Thursday, August 9, 2012

The Papasam Stories

Good evening, fellow dawgs and kittehs.  Make yourselves comfortable and I'll tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, long, long ago... there lived a rare upside down dog vampire.  He would go from room to room in his townhouse wrecking havoc wherever he could.

His countenance scared small children and goats wherever he set foot.

'ARGH!' he would say to no one in particular.

One day when he was on the prowl for his next victim, he spied Orange Kitteh lying on the bed!  Butt alas!   Our hero, GrayDog intervened just in time to save Orange Kitteh.  GrayDog sacrificed himself for the greater good of all DogKind...

Soon the effects of the Bitey Face Game manifested itself and our hero, GrayDog turned into a hideous, crazed Anti Hero.

And he wrecked havoc wherever he roamed and uttered, "ARGH" to unsuspecting small children and goats.

And then, before you knew it... he was THERE hanging out with the rare upside down dog vampire...

and they wondered and wondered if Orange Kittehs taste like chicken.